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Sunday, May 29, 2011


New Products:

Today I was wandering around The Home Of Falling Prices just passing some time prior to a purchase. Ordinarily I ignore the flat panel monitors trumpeting some new product or idea , finding that sometimes commercials simply need to stop. However there are a couple of notable exceptions and one new one.

Once they were pimping some vitamin supplement by using cartoon fish. And, no, it wasn't Omega3, but I don't recall exactly what it was. Thing is, the fish all wore glasses, thus did not bode well for your vision if you ingest said product.

Janet Napolitano, head of Homeland Security, who has all the dynamic personality of
lint, was CONSTANTLY on these monitors telling us to rat on anyone we thought was "suspicious". Her message resulted in Walmarts being locked down for guys on cell phones talking loudly.

This from the folks who encourage #TSA agents to grope our genitalia looking for bombs in our underoos as we attempt to fly somewhere.

SIDETRACK: Speaking of underwear "bombs", you Twitter users follow this hashtag:


Yer' gonna love it. now a NEW AND IMPROVED product gets pimped via these monitors. Something that has provided security for you gals for ever, keeping you "confident and fresh" during your ride on the cotton pony.

Designer Maxipads! In all the colors of the Rainbow!

I mean, is this necessary? Who's gonna see it and know you are the most fashionable menstruater in your neighborhood? When that monthly tsunami makes it's way into your life, do you really need to know you have a pad full-O-daisies keeping things in place?

And the color combinations....

If you get a pad with green as the color scheme, once utilized the blend of hues now makes the pad.....brown! is well known that chocolate is favored amongst you gals during "that time" maybe that color surprise might be welcome to see.

If you like to plan ahead, here's a link where you can research what colors you get when blended with Red HERE. You can match things to holidays, seasons, etc.

There are items worn under clothing, or in spite of, that are hot and attractive. Certain kinds of panties and bras...thigh highs...4" pumps.

(If your guy is an oprahmale then you need stilettos , fishnets, and a whip.)

But I think I speak for most Men when I say, technicolor feminine hygiene products are not a really beguiling idea to us. oprahmales excluded.'s your money and cycle...who am I to judge. Maybe next you can get pads with the face of people you despise on'em. Like The Governator Special or some french I.M.F. manager who has "issues" with the hired help.

The possibilities are endless. Period!

Saturday, May 28, 2011


Never forget them!!! And keep the loved ones left behind in your hearts and minds.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

May 18th, 2011

Newest Stuff With Your Humble Narrator:

I was given the T-Shirt above by a guy who happened in to the parking lot with an R.V. adorned with magnetic signs that offered the same message as above. He was from Ohio in a rented motorhome and 5 kids...ages 3 weeks to around tow. Sold or gave away everything he owned and is convinced May 21st is it!

The T-Shirt is supposed to be a medium, but it is a VERY tight fit. I guess the manufacturer wasn't worried about getting returns.

We'll see. I hope I am somehow in the good graces of God should this come to pass on Saturday. I wish I could have been as certain about it as that guy. I mean, it does give me pause, and who am I to be a naysayer.

Had I known for sure, I would have avoided the Armageddon that is my mouth today! Yesterday I had a crown put on over a raw feeling tooth, 2 root canals... which revealed one tooth could not be saved, thus an extraction. OUCH!

I am told and have read that only God knows the day and hour of Jesus' return. Even The Son of God doesn't know. It's going to be, like, He's in the middle of a round of "Angry Birds" and then:

God: Hey Son, you all packed and stuff? Time to go...

And what about the remaining Season Finales???

He would be here to see "Thor" during it's theatrical run. That's a plus, I suppose.


Have done a couple of more treks to move stuff my friend bought on eBay, including a round trip to Virginia Beach. Will write about that this weekend. Right now I am struggling to be able to eat without crying like a little girl.

Ok...not that bad, but the pain is distracting.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

May 7th 2011..But Posted On The 8th

Stuff On My Mind

I hate that I have to wear bi-focals. I hate even more that they work and make a big difference. In a simpler, more innocent time they were referred to as:


But now simply bi-focals.

Makes me feel all old and stuff.

@FringeonFox #FRINGE

Ok..the whole point of the two universes colliding was Walter bringing other world Peter here to save his life....yes? So now that Peter "...never existed.." according to The Observers...why are the 2 universes colliding anyway?

My head hurts! But I LOVE the show! Can't wait for next season.

"GLEEK" Moment: dreams of being cast on "Glee" as the singing homeless guy got dashed now that one of the main 'tweener heartthrob's family lost their home and live in a motel. AND to add insult to injury, he has two single digit aged siblings all in the same room!

Will my life ever improve...HEY WAIT...

I could be cast as Sam's Dad...yeah...and sing my way back into prosperity and a new house.! @Ryan_Murphy reading this?

How about that Usama Bin Laden! I wonder if his friends who used to call him Buddy, now refer to him as Chum? (Deep Sea Fishing Reference)

Weather here put everyone in a good mood. Saw people singing, LOTS of kids and sunshine. Of course, your humble narrator has his very own Depress-O-Matic and that kicked in from time to time, but I pushed it back.

Ran into the fellow I mentioned in my prior blog regards Thanksgiving '10 and Thanks for help posts. He happened along with his young daughter who wanted to meet yours truly. Sweet young thing, she bought some chicks from a local store to donate to a nearby farm. They had just returned for visiting said farm when we happened upon one another.

She and I shared our affinity for marshmallows and I offered some of mine, bought at The Home Of Falling Price after Easter for 75% off!

Way cool! I stocked up!

Well here's the thing....

When visiting said farm to see the chicks all growed up, she was challenged with trying to catch a few. Someone there told her, it could not be done.

She snagged 15 of'em and the chickens, once snatched, didn't protest her holding them.

GOOD girl!

So...she had to save the mallowey treats for later until she could wash her hands. She didn't want to get stuck with "chickenosis"

(You'll get it in a few...)

I told her about a guy who made a living catching chickens and went on to win "America's Got Talent". (My regrets regards the video quality)

Anyhow...she is a sweet little thing and certainly brightened my day!

That's all for now.