So much for the new Throne I was supposed to get.Anyhow, Merry Christmas to ya'll!
Number Of Blog And Wisdom Seekers Of Great Taste Who Stopped By
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Awww Crap!
Just before Santa was to visit Afscootistan (A.H.A.), here in The Conversion Van Of Wonders, THIS happened down South America way!
So much for the new Throne I was supposed to get.
Anyhow, Merry Christmas to ya'll!
So much for the new Throne I was supposed to get.Anyhow, Merry Christmas to ya'll!
Saturday, December 3, 2011
These Are Woeful Times, Indeed, For Afscootistan (All Hail, Afscootistan)
Dark days, for sure!
August of 2011, the National Treasures were pillaged and looted and the womenfolk abducted. (Well, ok...none here to abduct but if there were, they'd be a missin')
One who was slated to be among the First Ministers, as well as, help draft The Constitution has gone on to nation building in the sky.
And lastly, the one person running for your Presidency that I had hoped to be The One to first recognize Afscootistan's (A.H.A.) sovereignty and cut the ribbon for the opening of our embassy, has left the race and "suspended" his White House aspirations.
(I was REALLY looking forward that state dinner and all...best pizza EVER!!!! I send my nation's best wishes for all things future to Mr. and Mrs. Herman Cain.)
The financial system is headed to ruins, before it even begins. I figured the only way to begin to turn things around would be via establishment of the first towns in my nation. Oddly enough, I found one of my inspirations in the goings on in Pakistan.
Seems them there Pakistanis are none too happy with the U.S.of A. and are burning puppet facsimiles of President Barry Huseamus O'Bama in their streets.
The second comes from the National Day of Remembrance for the Attack On Pearl Harbor, this very month, and the words of F.D.R. as he took to the airwaves to address your national following this assault on American soil.
My two new towns are named:
Infamy and Effigy, Afscootistan. (A.H.A.)
See, if you want to live in Infamy, I can create all kinda permits, fees, taxes, etc. to drum up much needed cash! I would also have The Ministry Of Catch Phrases create a "Fair Use Fee" you would need to obtain so you can proclaim:
"Hey, I live in Infamy"
That will be ^2,500.00 Scootos (The national currency name: The Scooto)
Now for the legions of malcontents who insist on setting ablaze badly done, hardly recognizable straw men of internationally famous people and World Leaders, the KA'CHING really gets popping!
They want to burn something in Effigy...well...the permits to allow for smoke billowing in the air alone would buy a fully loaded 2012 Hyundai Genesis CASH for your Dear Leader, Moi!
Then of course you have the myriad of different certificates to be able to move in, and sewer/water fees. Add a couple of stickers needed for your back yard BBQ Grill (charcoal is an extra "surcharge" because it's not as clean as propane), licenses to smoke, use salt, eat meat, and enjoy the wonder that is trans fat in food....
Well...the national coffers would be bulging!
Brilliant, no?
Then, due to the misery index exploding like a Chevy Volt Battery, from the fiscal pain of paying such high fees to the state, the first Semi-Private, State Monitored And Regulated Industry is born.
Behold Afscootabooze!
Yeppers, grey skies are gonna clear up....
Friday, November 18, 2011
Irony! Here I Am About To Do...
Edited To Add:
WOW!!!! The support here has been wonderful!!! I was blessed being on the show, but that Glenn allowed me to mention the blogs....amazing!!!
For whatever reason, I haven't been able to post all of the "Comments" here, but they do forward to my email and I am reading them all. For those who have asked, I can't use PayPal because I don't have a bank account to transfer the funds to. So in response, I can accept at Walmart via a cash transfer. I would just need the Transaction Number emailed to me at stoocs99@gmail.com .
God bless you all....here's hoping you and yours have a GREAT Thanksgiving, and please, continue to support and follow Glenn as he, Stu and Pat...as well as ALL the staff at Mercury Radio Arts..... do the good and hard work.
.....one of THE BIGGEST Talk Shows in America, The Glenn Beck Radio Program at 9:00 AM Eastern, and I am out of gas and freezing!
You can listen in here: www.GlennBeck.com
With anything news-ish, something may come up to preempt my appearance, but as of right now, all systems go...except for heat.
Enjoy!
WOW!!!! The support here has been wonderful!!! I was blessed being on the show, but that Glenn allowed me to mention the blogs....amazing!!!
For whatever reason, I haven't been able to post all of the "Comments" here, but they do forward to my email and I am reading them all. For those who have asked, I can't use PayPal because I don't have a bank account to transfer the funds to. So in response, I can accept at Walmart via a cash transfer. I would just need the Transaction Number emailed to me at stoocs99@gmail.com .
God bless you all....here's hoping you and yours have a GREAT Thanksgiving, and please, continue to support and follow Glenn as he, Stu and Pat...as well as ALL the staff at Mercury Radio Arts..... do the good and hard work.
.....one of THE BIGGEST Talk Shows in America, The Glenn Beck Radio Program at 9:00 AM Eastern, and I am out of gas and freezing!
You can listen in here: www.GlennBeck.com
With anything news-ish, something may come up to preempt my appearance, but as of right now, all systems go...except for heat.
Enjoy!
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Afscootistan Update
Much to report later, but after an exhaustive search I have found THE person to write the National Anthem of Afscootistan! All Hail, Afscootistan!
SIDETRACK: In so much as this is a mobile country, I considered renaming it Scootvanistan, LOVED that since my name is capped and in front. But decided against it for 1 reason.
What if I get a larger RV? Then it becomes Scootmotorhomeistan. Clunky!
Anyhow...view this girl's work. This tune is about the surrounds of Camp Scooter SouthEast. Not shot here, but you'll get it.
Enjoy! And, oh yeah....
ALL HAIL AFSCOOTISTAN!
(H.T. Roberta)
SIDETRACK: In so much as this is a mobile country, I considered renaming it Scootvanistan, LOVED that since my name is capped and in front. But decided against it for 1 reason.
What if I get a larger RV? Then it becomes Scootmotorhomeistan. Clunky!
Anyhow...view this girl's work. This tune is about the surrounds of Camp Scooter SouthEast. Not shot here, but you'll get it.
Enjoy! And, oh yeah....
ALL HAIL AFSCOOTISTAN!
(H.T. Roberta)
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
August 11th 2011
THAT'S IT! I am starting my own damn country!
Announcing the nation of:
Afscootistan! All Hail, Afscootistan!
Really, things are becoming a pretty big mess. The economy is tanking like a mafioso in cement shoes. Racial tensions are rising in the Heartland of all places. Prices going through the roof. Massive outbreaks of heavily sweating folks due to stolen A.C. Units for their scrap value.
P.U.! It ALL stinks!
Here's an example:
To yours truly, God's Perfect food is The Hot Dog. It's shape near perfection, and it's tastes heavenly! But only ALL BEEF tube steaks count. I love dead cow!
My favs are Sabrett, Bests, Oscar Meyer ANGUS (only! The other O.M. varieties suck), Shofar, and Hebrew National.
Here at The Home Of Falling Prices, the HebeNats, as I nicknamed them, were $2.50 for any of the varieties. OVERNIGHT the price went to $3.98!!! Now you may ask, was the former price an "On Sale" situation?
Answer: NO! And I can't imagine deceased bovine would increase THAT much THAT soon. But it did. It was that price for months. To their credit, Walmart has tried to keep prices stable. It's been mostly milk that reflected what is going on day to day.
SIDETRACK: Here is where Walmart doesn't get it! WHOLE MILK! The carrott crunchers and food fascists can demean whole milk all they want to. Skim is like poison, 1 and 2 percent bovine juice is the equivalent to self indulging instead of having a significant other in your company.
When I go in to get a quart or half gallon, all I see left are the pale imitations of the Vitamin D bomb I seek. Bowing to demented dietitians and that creep that Ryan Seacrest has pimping asparagus and not cupcakes to school kids, Walmart over buys the inferior versions of said healthy liquid.
Phooey! This will never happen in Afscootistan.
All Hail, Afscootistan.
Really, this regime...er...eh...Presidency is a disaster in all things. Don't see the connections?
Years ago in the 70's when all this EPA crap started, the Arab nations decided to make oil a weapon against the USA because of our support of Israel. What followed were gas lines, odd/even rationing, and rising prices. The EPA role was the regs and rules they began to impose on drilling/refining oil and vehicle mileage minimums.
Supply and demand. This is an economy, not based on Gold, but based on Oil. Energy is EVERYTHING to the nations well being and growth. The EPA starts choking off supply with a demand that keeps growing, and you have the rise of gasoline..heating oil...diesel...etc.
That was under Nixon.
Then comes along Jimmy Carter who used to be the worst president in history.
(Barry Huseamus O'Bama now owns that distinction.) He and his uber liberal, progressive pals start over taxing and controlling oil as well as most everything else. The EPA gained more and more power over drilling and producing oil and it's natural gas cousins, thus increasing costs and, ultimately, end user cash outlay.
The economy was tanking. Inflation hit absurd heights, mortgage interest rates were in the double digits. There was a word for all this: Malaise.
Not much different than what we experience today, except the the progressives have had decades to figure out their mistakes and perfect our national destruction.
At this, Barry Huseamus O'Bama excels. Well, actually I don't think he's all that bright. He is the public face, the marionette, for the puppet masters behind the scenes. Pay close attention to him when the teleprompter is absent.
It's embarrassing.
Take the B.P. debacle a couple of years ago. An offshore drilling rig winds up with a hole in the ocean floor that is really, really hard to plug. So hard that at one point they were using human hair as part of a compound to try to seal it.
In response, O'Bama does a couple of things:
A. Stops La. Governor Bobby Jindal from taking the steps necessary to limit the impact, both economical and environmental, on his state. This guy got boots on the ground himself trying to stem the disaster headed his way. O'Bama, with the power and force of the Federal Government in his pocket, got in Jindall's way every chance they had! This is all well documented in his book "Leadership And Crisis" and news reporting at that time.
B. Shut down ALL the oil rigs, period. Thousands lose jobs, millions of barrels or oil left unpumped. Gas prices rise as an astonishing rate. As of this posting, I am paying just over a dollar more per gallon than this time, last year.
SCOFFLAW SIDETRACK: The O'Bama Adminstration has been ordered TWICE to lift the ban on offshore oil collection by a Federal Judge. Basically, this guy is thumbing his nose at the law. Try using that defense next time you don't pay a moving violation money grab!
Oil, as I said, drives everything...literally. The diesel for the trucks, trains, ships, etc. that deliver and is taxed. The natural gas that powers Electric Plants that power fuel pumps, store lighting and refrigeration, that is taxed.
You get the idea.
Solar Power, you say, is the answer? Go ask Spain!
Their ill fated foray into that alternative is an economic disaster! Read further:
"For every green job created, according to the review, 2.2 jobs in other industries were lost, the direct result of the rising costs of energy. Spanish firms pay 17 per cent more than the EU average for power and Spanish citizens five per cent more."
"Despite accounting for 53 per cent of the additional costs of electricity in Spain, solar power produces just 11 per cent of the power generated in the country."
SOURCE
We already have plenty of negative growth industries and opportunities here, thank you. Don't need no stinking Solar Panels!
In Afscootistan...
Oil Is King!
Hot Dogs Are The Official Food
Milk Is Whole Or Nothing At All
All Hail, Afscootistan!
Enough for today. I have a Constitution to write, National Anthem to compose, and a flag to design.
Laterz.....
Announcing the nation of:
Afscootistan! All Hail, Afscootistan!
Really, things are becoming a pretty big mess. The economy is tanking like a mafioso in cement shoes. Racial tensions are rising in the Heartland of all places. Prices going through the roof. Massive outbreaks of heavily sweating folks due to stolen A.C. Units for their scrap value.
P.U.! It ALL stinks!
Here's an example:
To yours truly, God's Perfect food is The Hot Dog. It's shape near perfection, and it's tastes heavenly! But only ALL BEEF tube steaks count. I love dead cow!
My favs are Sabrett, Bests, Oscar Meyer ANGUS (only! The other O.M. varieties suck), Shofar, and Hebrew National.
Here at The Home Of Falling Prices, the HebeNats, as I nicknamed them, were $2.50 for any of the varieties. OVERNIGHT the price went to $3.98!!! Now you may ask, was the former price an "On Sale" situation?
Answer: NO! And I can't imagine deceased bovine would increase THAT much THAT soon. But it did. It was that price for months. To their credit, Walmart has tried to keep prices stable. It's been mostly milk that reflected what is going on day to day.
SIDETRACK: Here is where Walmart doesn't get it! WHOLE MILK! The carrott crunchers and food fascists can demean whole milk all they want to. Skim is like poison, 1 and 2 percent bovine juice is the equivalent to self indulging instead of having a significant other in your company.
When I go in to get a quart or half gallon, all I see left are the pale imitations of the Vitamin D bomb I seek. Bowing to demented dietitians and that creep that Ryan Seacrest has pimping asparagus and not cupcakes to school kids, Walmart over buys the inferior versions of said healthy liquid.
Phooey! This will never happen in Afscootistan.
All Hail, Afscootistan.
Really, this regime...er...eh...Presidency is a disaster in all things. Don't see the connections?
Years ago in the 70's when all this EPA crap started, the Arab nations decided to make oil a weapon against the USA because of our support of Israel. What followed were gas lines, odd/even rationing, and rising prices. The EPA role was the regs and rules they began to impose on drilling/refining oil and vehicle mileage minimums.
Supply and demand. This is an economy, not based on Gold, but based on Oil. Energy is EVERYTHING to the nations well being and growth. The EPA starts choking off supply with a demand that keeps growing, and you have the rise of gasoline..heating oil...diesel...etc.
That was under Nixon.
Then comes along Jimmy Carter who used to be the worst president in history.
(Barry Huseamus O'Bama now owns that distinction.) He and his uber liberal, progressive pals start over taxing and controlling oil as well as most everything else. The EPA gained more and more power over drilling and producing oil and it's natural gas cousins, thus increasing costs and, ultimately, end user cash outlay.
The economy was tanking. Inflation hit absurd heights, mortgage interest rates were in the double digits. There was a word for all this: Malaise.
Not much different than what we experience today, except the the progressives have had decades to figure out their mistakes and perfect our national destruction.
At this, Barry Huseamus O'Bama excels. Well, actually I don't think he's all that bright. He is the public face, the marionette, for the puppet masters behind the scenes. Pay close attention to him when the teleprompter is absent.
It's embarrassing.
Take the B.P. debacle a couple of years ago. An offshore drilling rig winds up with a hole in the ocean floor that is really, really hard to plug. So hard that at one point they were using human hair as part of a compound to try to seal it.
In response, O'Bama does a couple of things:
A. Stops La. Governor Bobby Jindal from taking the steps necessary to limit the impact, both economical and environmental, on his state. This guy got boots on the ground himself trying to stem the disaster headed his way. O'Bama, with the power and force of the Federal Government in his pocket, got in Jindall's way every chance they had! This is all well documented in his book "Leadership And Crisis" and news reporting at that time.
B. Shut down ALL the oil rigs, period. Thousands lose jobs, millions of barrels or oil left unpumped. Gas prices rise as an astonishing rate. As of this posting, I am paying just over a dollar more per gallon than this time, last year.
SCOFFLAW SIDETRACK: The O'Bama Adminstration has been ordered TWICE to lift the ban on offshore oil collection by a Federal Judge. Basically, this guy is thumbing his nose at the law. Try using that defense next time you don't pay a moving violation money grab!
Oil, as I said, drives everything...literally. The diesel for the trucks, trains, ships, etc. that deliver and is taxed. The natural gas that powers Electric Plants that power fuel pumps, store lighting and refrigeration, that is taxed.
You get the idea.
Solar Power, you say, is the answer? Go ask Spain!
Their ill fated foray into that alternative is an economic disaster! Read further:
"For every green job created, according to the review, 2.2 jobs in other industries were lost, the direct result of the rising costs of energy. Spanish firms pay 17 per cent more than the EU average for power and Spanish citizens five per cent more."
"Despite accounting for 53 per cent of the additional costs of electricity in Spain, solar power produces just 11 per cent of the power generated in the country."
SOURCE
We already have plenty of negative growth industries and opportunities here, thank you. Don't need no stinking Solar Panels!
In Afscootistan...
Oil Is King!
Hot Dogs Are The Official Food
Milk Is Whole Or Nothing At All
All Hail, Afscootistan!
Enough for today. I have a Constitution to write, National Anthem to compose, and a flag to design.
Laterz.....
Thursday, August 4, 2011
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